Wednesday, December 22, 2010

there is no ‘i’ in slut but there is a ‘u.’

Congrat ! pretty face , flawless skin , slender body type , smooth and sleek long hair style , round cheeks, small chin.. YOU WIN ! Yes, that's right. I want you. I want you to go away. Far Away! People like you are the reason I'm on medication ! 
  • you can call me a whore and a slut, but answer these questions – who took my boyfriend while we were still together? who acts and talks like she’s ms. thang? so don’t go crawling around saying that i’m the slut because, in reality, you are.
  • you call me a bitch, a slut, a whore, and a ho. but girl, just remember i’m not the one who swallows and blows.
  • please, girl. don’t speak. you’re a slutguys only chill with you ‘cause you give it up.
  • sorry but unlike you, i’m not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. i’m more like a casino – only the lucky ones get the jackpot.
  • why should i respect all you skank ass hoes when all you respect is dick? you all need to get a life and close your fuckin legs. you need to realize that yeah, you might be getting attention but all they’re thinking is you’re just another skank bitches, just an easy piece of ass.
  • girl, back off and take a nice, long shower because you are one dirty ass ho!
  • hoes should be called humpty dumpty. first they get humped and then they get dumped.
  • i’d much rather be a princess than a slut with regrets because diamonds are better than cigarettes!
  • if i got a hickey i’d tell my parents i burnt myself with a curling iron. i do it all the time. maybe that’s why sluts curl their hair…
  • hoes are like vacuums – they suck, blow, and get laid wherever there’s room
  • yup i'm a bitch a fucking classy one . Yeah you're hoe a fucking nasty one !!




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