Jokes And Funny Stories About Education

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils!

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Those that can, do.
Those that can't do, teach.
And those that can't teach, administrate.

Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.

The head teacher was taking her class round an art gallery. She stopped in front of one exhibit, and sneered at the guide, "I suppose that is some kind of modern art?" "No, madam," replied the guide.
"I'm afraid it's a mirror."