Jokes And Funny Stories About Education

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils!

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Those that can, do.
Those that can't do, teach.
And those that can't teach, administrate.

Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give.

The head teacher was taking her class round an art gallery. She stopped in front of one exhibit, and sneered at the guide, "I suppose that is some kind of modern art?" "No, madam," replied the guide.
"I'm afraid it's a mirror."

Jokes and Funny Stories About Boyfriends

Here are some jokes and funny stories about boyfriends.

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Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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You know your boyfriend is in love with you when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

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Her boyfriend is so stupid, when they were handing out brains he thought they said trains, so he asked for a slow one.

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Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

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Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.

^^,

OMG!!!!!

Crazy Over You ;


This fella wonderin if she'll ever get next to you..
everybody in town knows im crazy over you...

 CHANEL :)
Gorgeous!!!! *****

ADIDAS..
 \m/(^.^)\m/ 

 LV babieyy.. <33

 MARC JACOBS..

why?? why..why????? hhu!! ;(

its PRADA peps..

*Most gorgeous handbag!!!*

                                 

Well everybody in town knows im crazy over you Im crazy over you....

Crazy, Crazy, Crazy! Yeah!

                                    

I want this , this and this!! :)

simple , nice ,  hOt and 
blink blink *__*

p/s : boys, observe with care and pay close attention!!
take note!!! muahahaha <3

butterfly

The Story of the Butterfly

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly.
One day a small opening appeared.
He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours
as it struggled to squeeze its body through the tiny hole.
Then it stopped, as if it couldn't go further.

So the man decided to help the butterfly.
He took a pair of scissors and
snipped off the remaining bits of cocoon.
The butterfly emerged easily but
it had a swollen body and shriveled wings.

The man continued to watch it,
expecting that any minute the wings would enlarge
and expand enough to support the body,
Neither happened!
In fact the butterfly spent the rest of its life
crawling around.
It was never able to fly.

What the man in his kindness
and haste did not understand:
The restricting cocoon and the struggle
required by the butterfly to get through the opening
was a way of forcing the fluid from the body
into the wings so that it would be ready
for flight once that was achieved.

Sometimes struggles are exactly
what we need in our lives.
Going through life with no obstacles would cripple us.
We will not be as strong as we could have been
and we would never fly.

Raya, Bufday and Exam :)

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.

 hahha..exam?? small matter..i know i can do it and achieve a gOOd result..! *boOOoooo!!! =D

Happy Bufday Anis Syaheerah..Semoga panjang umo & murah Rezeki..

haha.. thanks kawan2 and family.. susah2 je.. =P

My birthday!--what a different sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.

If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should not grow old... =D

muka pra- matang..bile tah.. 13 sept #_# lupe..sorry2.. tp this is exclusively for you..HAHA.. ta de spe penah tgk gmba ni lagi ok!! =D

i hate being busy...

stressed
  
sangat2 stressed.. #_#
busy study kot. HAHA
btw..
i cant wait 4 hari raya..ta sabar kot nak jumpa smue cousin and family.. mesti havoc pnye.. =D 
then my bufday..yayaaa..i'm gettin old.. yeah!!
after that EXAM  !!
Exam coming soon on 23th sEPT...
gonna be motivated now...
gonna be determined and dedicated jor...
if not,sure gone case... X_X
xoxo..

smile, Dont Forget to smile :)